Do you hate Mondays?
No.
Do you know your Chinese astrology?
Yeah, I think it’s actually my year now. I think I was born in the year of the Rooster.
Do you believe in astrology?
No.
A local independent paper does an investigative article on the last time you went out partying. What is the title?
23-Year-old Found Where He Was Meant to Be, Smoking Weed with His Friends.
One of your parents is hugging you, which one comes to mind first?
My Mother.
What product would you happily sell door to door?
I could sell a piano tuning service, door to door. I know nothing about it, but it sounds like a great job. I’ve been playing a little bit of piano, reading a bit about tuning and looking up tools on eBay. It just sounds like fun. Tuning a guitar is fun, so it should be just as fun.
Do you think that the Pope truly believes in god?
Yeah, I think so.
Is there a question you would never answer on national television?
Something very personal. “What’s your love life?”, or something like that.
Who knows you the best?
I think my friend and old roommate. Even though we don’t know each other that well, we’ve spent so much time together and agree on so much stuff.
Do they know you well enough?
How much is enough? There are still things we can know about each other. Enough? That could be anything. I dunno.
If there was a town with a population consisting entirely of clones of yourself, what sculpture/statue would you commission for the centerpiece of town?
A kind of enormous pipe organ that is somehow powered by solar or hydro-power so people or my clones can just come up and play. Some kind of interactive instrument, a big one.
If each of your regrets weighed a kilogram making up your total body weight, describe your body shape?
I think I would be tall and thin and not quite falling over. I think I’ve balanced my regrets with things that I’m proud of.
Did you have a childhood fear?
I didn’t have a singular fear of one thing in particular. But, I grew up in a country where there was an ever present fear of a home invasion, robbery or carjacking. This was something your parents had to be aware of, because that’s what that country is like. Some of it trickled down to me. I mean, I was involved in a scenario like that. Me, my Dad and little sister went to a hardware store and these guys came in with guns and held everyone up. So, it’s not just one thing like spiders, planes or whatever. It was just a nervousness, that I think I carried over into Australia. I only just realised that, after getting back from travelling, how much it had impacted me.
Would you be able to console your childhood self of what he/she was most afraid of?
The funny thing is, I didn’t even realise I had that kind of thing. It just seemed normal. I was a pretty introverted kid. I didn’t really have any deep conversations about it, even up to a year ago. I realise now, that my experience was great. I had food on the table and my parents drove me to school and stuff like that. I know now that with those things that I experienced — can at least be talked about. Which I have done and that has helped.
How do you feel about the idea of experiencing giving birth to yourself?
It sounds painful. It sounds kind of interesting, kind of sci-fi. It raises a lot of questions and I’m sure if anyone found out in the scientific community they’d be over me like flies on ice-cream. It sounds promising.
Have any of your wishes ever come true?
Not yet.
Do you trust your memory?
Yes I do. I think I have a pretty good memory. Particularly for short term memory — holding a bunch of numbers in my head — and then long term remembering conversations.
Was there a better period of history to be you?
I’d like to think that any time between 1890 and 1980 I would do well in. But it’s impossible to say. When I was travelling, I dreamed about being an Ancient Greek or an Ancient Roman. I think I would do well in the British Invasion in America or in London. If I had the same interest in music, then I’m sure I’d find something cool to do.
Which piece of technology would you ban?
Things like mass surveillance. This ability to record and keep phone calls and emails, Facebook logs, all that stuff. If you can consider that a technology. It’s funny that I worried about it as a kid. When I read 1984 and I imagined having to do what Winston had to do. Having to be incredibly secretive about what he did and his diary. I imagined going through the motions of living in a surveillance state and now, in Australia, we’re not exactly like that. But there’s nothing to stop them making it like that.
Would you make your parents lives more successful and fulfilling at the risk that they may never met each other?
Yeah, I think realistically they could have met other people who they would have fallen in love with and had families. That would of course vanish me from existence. I mean they’re both very happy people and I don’t think there is much I could change for them.
Do you want the best that life can give you?
I want the best that I can give myself in life. I don’t think that I’m going to receive anything just because I’m alive. I want to get the best out of my experience, whatever that entails. I’m not quite sure yet, but I have a few ideas.
Do you know what your body is capable of?
Roughly. I think it’s easy to underestimate one’s physical or mental abilities. I’ve always looked up to people who have managed to accrue something through an amazing amount of practice.
Do you love someone else?
Yes.
Do you love yourself?
Yes.
How would you handle a diagnosis of clinical depression if you found out today?
I would be surprised to start with. How would I handle it? I’d probably seek some help of some sort. Ideally, I’d get things in order so that if things did get bad, I’d have some sort of support network. I’d probably handle it pretty badly. I’d feel as if I was burdened with an enormous weight all of a sudden.
Is there somebody (dead or alive) that could convince you to destroy every physical thing you own?
I get that impulse from a lot of people, from authors, people I meet and just situations I am in. Herman Hesse did a pretty good job in Siddhartha. It’s a pretty short book and I read it more than a year ago, but it’s one of the books I think about more than other books I read. I don’t think I’m just going to fade off into the wilderness and carry a bowl around and ask for food. I realised that I have this tension within me between wanting to have a really simple material existence and having lots of technology to just take apart. I love accruing tools and stuff to work on. So, I’m at this stage where I’m moving back into my room after returning from overseas and I’m looking around at all of my stuff and wondering if I really need it. I’m questioning whether these things are beautiful or useful.
Every object has a texture that is distinguishable, if you could describe the texture of the inside of your body, how would you describe it?
Slimy, a little bit viscous and warm.
Do you respect nature?
Yes.
How important has nature been to the successes in your life?
I don’t think it’s directly attributable to any successes I’ve had so far. But appreciating the natural world is something that has brought a lot of peace to my life. I’ve had so many moments in nature. Out in the bush you kind of forget about your worries. I can’t say from the outstanding qualities of nature that I’ve been good at this or successful at this, but it’s helped partly in becoming the person I am.
Have you ever planted a tree?
No.
Have you ever eaten something you grew?
I’ve eaten some herbs I grew.
Have you ever seen a landfill site, a mine, a water treatment plant, a factory floor in person?
No. From a plane. Yeah, from far away. Yeah.
If the government legally changed your name into a number how would you react?
I’d be pretty pissed off and surprised that it happened so soon. I’d give us at least another fifty years before that happens.
If you had to kill an emotion you experience, which emotion?
Greed or coveting material things. I think it’s something that I do too much and something that I fight against.
Do you think you are the more jealous of your friends or that one of your friends is more jealous of you than you are of anyone else?
I think probably the first one. But, maybe both. I don’t like sitting on the fence but they’re both true in some sense. I mean, I’m very jealous of some of my friends. I might want their patience or determination. But obviously someone you know will also want one of your good traits or attributes.
You’re in a house, it scares you, there is a particular room with a closed door that gives you the heebie jeebies. What do you do?
I would leave the house and walk, well depending on how scared I was, jog or run away from the scene. Maybe try and meet a friend at a bar or something.
Someone attacks you? What do you do?
I’d try and fend them off.
Are you afraid of death? Why? Why not?
Not right now. I met someone once who told me that it was something that consumed his life. It kind of struck me as this pointless thing, that it’s not necessary. It’s something that’s just going to happen when it happens. Although, maybe when I’m 80 and old and rickety I’ll feel different. But I don’t do stupid shit like ride a motorbike really fast in the rain or do that kind of thing. I guess it’s something that I just don’t worry about. Maybe, as a kid I probably was. It’s not something you see in the street but where I grew up death is a bit more on your mind. In Sydney, it’s held from us for the better. When 80% of your country is living below or on the poverty line it’s something you see every day, whether you accept it or not.
Before you enter into a potentially life threatening surgery you are given an option if in the worst case scenario, you never wake up. 1. A musician or band will play music for you 2. A poet will read you poems 3. A storyteller will tell you a story 4. Ambient sounds of nature 5. A fatherly and motherly figure will speak to you. These will all happen in the last minutes before you die. Which will you choose?
I would choose a band. I would probably ask for this group in England who does, as I hear, very faithful reproductions of Renaissance era vocal harmonies.
Which movie, book, piece of music would you add to early childhood curriculum?
Maybe Bach’s ‘The Well-Tempered Clavier’ because it’s a very simple piece of music. Some scholars say people overestimate the importance of it. But it’s so simple and I think that’s what makes it so powerful. If a little kid can hear that and dig it, then maybe there’s some hope for that kid.
An old mage offers you one of three amulets, the first will protect your brain against insanity, the second will protect your spine and nervous system against permanent damage and the third will keep any relationship you are in continuing until you take it off. Which do you choose?
The first one. I mean I am scared of losing a limb or breaking a finger. So much of my life is centered around the physical aspect of playing a guitar or playing the piano. But I think my mind would have to come first. Every finger could work, but if there is no mind behind that then what’s the point. I know it’d be hard to not be able to use my fingers, but I think I’d prefer my mind.
Have you ever hated yourself more than the person you’ve hated the most?
I don’t think so. I know I have a tendency to think I’m right, a lot. Sometimes, I am. I don’t tend to fixate on the hatred of people that I know. I’ve always taken a path of least resistance to that kind of thing. I might hate Donald Trump’s guts but if I go and post that on Facebook, I know nothing will come of that. Just taking the simpler route of not saying anything about it.
Do you ever question whether everything you experience is even real?
Not exactly. I have had that question before. I remember reading about solipsism as a younger me. Which is this philosophical stance that all you prove for sure is that your mind exists and that’s just about it. I operate on the assumptions that everything is real enough for me. I haven’t noticed any gaping holes in reality yet, maybe I’ll reassess if that happens.
If part of your requirement for payment from work was to stand on a crate in the CBD and give a 30 min sermon. What would the subject be?
Probably some anti-capitalist tripe like “you’re funding cruel corporations and your car is ruining the planet”. I think that would go down a treat.
What stops you from being political?
Sometimes it’s apathy. Sometimes it’s a feeling that I can’t really make an impact. For example, I made a political decision to stop eating meat because I felt these enormous meat farms get a huge amount of help from the government and then release all these toxic gases into the atmosphere. I believe that everything that people do is political. I realised recently you can have a political space in your life and I thought that if I made this decision to stop eating meat and it even made the smallest fraction of an impact, then it is worth doing. But, so many people want to eat red meat, buy a V8 Holden and Plasma TV from China. I can’t ask everyone to stop doing something, when it isn’t going to work out for people in general. I think I can, at best, exude some kind of personal culture of restraint. So yeah, I’m going to allow myself a really nice organic steak every 6 months or something because I think it tastes nice and that’s fine. But I still want to act on what I believe in. It’s hard to say what stops me being political. Am I really going to have an impact? If I skip meat at this restaurant, then who is really going to notice? The person who I’m with probably already knows and if they also believe in it then they’re probably doing it as well. If they don’t I probably won’t be able to change their mind. I’ve never wanted to seem too preachy.
Do you feel that people listen to you?
Yeah, I think they do. But I feel like I’m a bit of a control freak, like when I said I feel I’m right most of the time. Maybe I feel there is something that I’m saying that people don’t hear.
Do you plan on being remembered by history?
Ideally, yes. I have delusions of grandeur of course. I think if a musician is under 25 and they don’t feel even somewhat like that, then they’re probably deceiving themselves. With musicians, that expectation (even if it’s not remotely feasible) is something that you’re expected to have. Musicians are always tiptoeing around it. Thinking that they’re going to be rock star! When I was 16 and learning to play the guitar I definitely wanted to be rock star. I mean, I still sort of feel that way now. Because you go around the world and people pay you just to have fun and who the hell wouldn’t do that. If you do that then you’re at least going to go down as some little note in the bands that played in this little pub in London that one time. So, ideally yes.
How many people would have to attend your funeral for you to feel valued?
2 or 3.
Has an inspirational video ever made you do something?
Yes, but not the kind of inspirational video that comes to mind when you say that. I’m inspired by this maker movement online. I mean it’s a big thing in Europe and America. People like Adam Savage from Mythbusters are kind of doing this really cool DIY. It feels like a renaissance. With the kind of technology available now, they’ll make a customised house central control unit. I’ve watched videos with welding and creating stuff that has inspired me to give it a go. I probably have spent more hours watching those videos then doing the stuff in them. But I don’t know why I’m so into it. I like watching factories make the coke can and factories spitting out stuff and that kind of thing. But seeing people make stuff, even if it’s crappy but just doing it themselves. I always loved making stuff with my hands, so those videos are quite inspirational for me.
A part of your body decides to leave you after years of pain and suffering. Which part is it?
Probably my knees. I was blessed with a lot of things, but I was born with pretty bad feet. There’s a specialist I can go to, but I neglect to do that every time. Sometimes, after working for a full day my knees really hurt. So, there probably pretty sick of it by now.
Out of the three which connects you back to who you are, a diary, a mirror, a memory?
A mirror.
What day of the year still makes you feel like you did as a child?
It’s never really a day of the year for me. I don’t get that feeling at Christmas. I don’t know if there is one. I get that kind of feeling in moments of glee and joy. I can’t really give you an exact though. It doesn’t happen often, but that’s enough for me.